AVOIDING THE BULL’S HIT

Now before you judge me go back and read the caption again; it reads BULL’S and HIT. Bulls are very dangerous animals. They are one of the most dangerous type of livestock to own, let alone be around. They are not slow or dumb, nor are they clumsy or stupid like …

PLAYER’S CONFESSION

All the world’s a stage and all men and women merely players. People grow, people die. Scripts of lives are being written everyday. Some play major roles, others play extras. Some forget their scripts on stage while others get booed off the stage. Either ways we have the opportunity of being on …

BIGGER THAN YOURS

I must admit, I have been away for quite some time working on some big things for my employer but nothing seems bigger than working on the things I love. Among the things I love, include talking. I like to feel my words actually inspire and impact people in real time. …

GET HIGH

Everybody gets high on something. It could be alcohol, drugs or something that helps you escape the harsh realities of the present. I won’t lie. It feels good anytime I do it. When I get intoxicated with the rushing and gushing of blood through my blood vessels and the surge …

MAKING THE FIRST MOVE

This is a true story about taking initiative. Some time ago, I met this very, very, very attractive girl. Maybe you are not grasping the extent of the beauty I saw. Let me employ some poetry to describe her.  Her smile run perfectly across her face with a set of dimples. Her …

SIZE MATTERS

Growing up on this journey called life in this part of the world, the things we considered pleasures were countable and small in size. They most notable included Christmas, when we got to show off our new release, ate Jollof and drank Malt. The not so grandeur but still notable …

“AS-WHOLES”

There are a lot of frustrating people in this world and most of the time it’s really hard to get where they’re coming from. Deciphering their absurdity is akin to translating an alien language. But hopefully with science, in the near future we sincerely hope we can. So to start …

“BEACH PLEASE”

You know that moment when someone has to do something for you and then they develop draggy feet and you get so annoyed? Well this is when you read the caption again with meaning in every iota of the pun intended in it….BITCH BEACH PLEASE! (pardon my French) Why? Because …

I’M AWESOME NOT PERFECT

I’m very certain some eyes rolled as they read the caption. If you didn’t roll your eyes then you genuinely like me. But before you begin to feel too special, you are part of at least 2,458 people who like me (minus my social media virtual likers). I mean what’s …

A MAN AFTER MY OWN FART

The history of the word “fart” is almost the opposite of an actual fart.  The word “fart” goes back at least 800 years to Middle English and possibly beyond.  A real fart is brief, usually lasting only a few seconds. When I was growing up, the word I was familiar with was “flush” which …