UNFUCKWITHABLE

Disclaimer: The use of the word “Unfuckwithable” shall and will be restricted to informal conversations. Usage at your corporate setting in front  of your boss will be at your own peril. I have always loved reading the dictionary. As obvious as it sounds, it comes in very handy in communication. There …

I DROPPED A SINGLE

There are thousand and one reasons why I should be in a relationship but I always find a thousand and two other reasons why I shouldn’t be. I mean being single is liberating, no two ways about that. I don’t have to think of one particular “who” to text back …

HEART-TITUDE

  And you bless me with the best gift That I’ve ever known You give me purpose Yeah, you’ve given me purpose…. So first of all I’m a Justin Bieber fan

COMFORT’S ZONE

As the world evolves so have there been countless number of intra-evolutionary measures undertaken by mankind to deal  with the most uncomfortable of situations. Of these innumerable ‘inventions’ if I may call them include the Zone System believed to be the handiwork of mankind.

MAN LOVE THY SELFIE

Nowadays, you can’t scroll through 5 posts on your timeline without coming across a face gleaming with either teeth of all colors, an awkward smile, a pout, be it a female or male or my personal favorite, the un-looking pose (as if they’re not the ones taking the picture). I …

“BEACH PLEASE”

You know that moment when someone has to do something for you and then they develop draggy feet and you get so annoyed? Well this is when you read the caption again with meaning in every iota of the pun intended in it….BITCH BEACH PLEASE! (pardon my French) Why? Because …

CATCHING FEELINGS

So the picture you see right here is how I deflect feelings from myself now. And it’s not like I am Daniel because I’m a Hardman but because I know what feelings can do to a full grown man. It is not a recent experience even if it was i …

I’M AWESOME NOT PERFECT

I’m very certain some eyes rolled as they read the caption. If you didn’t roll your eyes then you genuinely like me. But before you begin to feel too special, you are part of at least 2,458 people who like me (minus my social media virtual likers). I mean what’s …